As a Glenn Beck fan, I'm going to borrow one of his favorite sayings, "grab your duct tape for this one!".  No, seriously, you're going to have to wind your head in duct tape to keep it from exploding when you hear this story! 

"The Spanish newspaper El Mundo (25 April) reports that Spain’s governing Socialists are submitting a bill to grant human rights to four species of animals. The species are chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas and orang-utans: the so-called ‘great apes’ or ‘pongids’ (grandes simios in Spanish).

The purpose of the bill is to ensure that Spain adheres to the international Great Ape Project, granting the animals the right to life, freedom and not being tortured. The GAP motto is: “Equality beyond humanity”. Its declaration says: “We demand the extension of the community of equals to include all great apes: human beings, chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas and orang-utans.”

I know that Spain is being run by a bunch of radically liberal socialists, but I cannot believe the entire country has taken leave of its senses.  I know you wanted out of Iraq, Spain, but did you really bargain for this kind of governing?  Keep this in mind, folks, when you go to the polls to vote for the party in America that is an exact clone of this type of mindset...you guessed it, our own socialistic donks!